Me Blonde. Flaky. Ditzy. Neurotic. Whiny. Obsessive. Sleepy. Grumpy. Sneezy. Actually, most of the Seven Dwarves. Though not Doc. Single. Friendly. Loud. Bitchy.
Fandoms Sports Night CSI ER The West Wing Without a Trace House Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip Desperate Housewives OTPs Sports Night - Dana/Casey "You're smoky." CSI - Grissom/Sara "Since when have you been interested in beauty...?" ER - Carter/Abby "Tell me we're gonna be okay..." The West Wing - Josh/Donna "I wouldn't stop for red lights." Without a Trace - Jack/Samantha "It is over, isn't it?" House - House/Cameron "Everyone likes you."
User Number: 1287142
Number of Posts: 273
Hannah is Blonde, which says a lot about her character, really. Ditzy, a bit of a clutz, she tends to fall over. A lot. She has many nicknames, such as Christopher/Jane, Loser, Blonde, Spanner, H and Nah. She has the most wonderful group of friends a girl could ask for, but doesn't say it often enough. She loves most American TV, and is a compulsive 'Shipper. Her more obvious ships are Carter/Abby, Grissom/Sara, Josh/Donna, House/Cameron, Sam/Ainsley and CJ/Toby. She likes to write stuff, but knows that she sucks. Hasn't stopped her yet though.
Strengths: Trustworthy, friendly, memory for quotes, and caring for those more drunk than herself. Also helping them to remember things they'd rather forget in the morning :).
Weaknesses: Obsessive-Compulsive, attatches too readily to people, too trusting, dirty-minded ;), violent and clumsy.
Special Skills: Voice projection, impeccable comic timing, acting, dancing, and the ability to fall over nothing.
Weapons: Femininity :P and a sarcastic wit that could strip paint.
Quote: "Since when have you been interested in beauty?"
"Since I met you..."
"Ah... it’s not going to be a very good show tonight. And I think you should change the channel. Change the channel! Go ahead, right now. Better yet, turn off the tv, okay? No, no, I know this seems like it’s supposed to be funny but tomorrow, tomorrow you’re going to find out that it wasn’t and by that time I will have been fired. No, no this... this is not suppos... This is not a sketch. This show used to be cutting edge political and social satire but it’s gotten labotomised by a candy-assed broadcast network hell bent on doing absolutely nothing that might just challenge their audience. We were about to do a sketch that you’ve seen already about 500 times. Yeah, yeah, no-one’s going to confuse George Bush with George Plimpton. Now, we get it. We’re all being labotomised by this country’s most influential industry. It’s just thrown in the towel on any endeavour to do anything that doesn’t include the courting of 12 year old boys, not even the smart 12 year olds; the stupid ones, the idiots of which there are plenty thanks in no small measure to this network so why don’t you just change the channel? Turn off the TV, do it right now. Go ahead. Oh I get it. This is not....
This is a struggle between art and commerce but there’s always been a struggle between art and commerce but now, I’m telling you, art is getting it’s ass kicked and it’s making us mean and it’s making us bitchy. It’s making us cheap pawns. That’s not who we are! People are having contests to see how much they can be like Donald Trump? This is a disease or... Give us some balance... We’re eating worms for money. Who wants to screw my sister? Guys are getting killed in a war that’s got theme music and a logo? That remote in your hand is a crackpipe. Oh yeah, every once in a while we pretend to be appalled...
Pornographers! It’s not even good pornography, they’re just this side of snuff films and friends, that’s what’s next because that’s all that’s left. And the two things that make them scared gutless are the FCC and every psycho religious cult that gets positively horny at the very mention of a boycott. These are the people that they’re afraid of. It’s a prissy, feckless, off the charts greed-built whorehouse of a network and you’re watching it.... this thoroughly unpatriotic...."